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New Alfa promises unmatched disappointment

Posted in News by Sniff Petrol on Thursday, June 25th, 2015


Alfa Romeo has announced its new Giulia saloon with the promise that it will offer 'unmatched levels of disappointingness'.

'The Germans have design and efficiency,' said Alfa spokesman Alf Erspokesman. 'But only Alfa Romeo has that unique quality of making you really, really hope it's good and then finding out that somehow it's not. In Italian we call it, disappointamenteness.'

Sources say the company has worked tirelessly to make sure this vital new model is as disappointing as possible, with special attention paid to making sure the driving position isn't quite right, some of the minor controls feel a bit cheap, and the suspension appears to have been developed exclusively on roads without bumps on them. Or corners.

'We have one chance to get this right and we must win over new customers instantly,' Mr Erspokesman explained. 'That's why, from the very first time the Giulia grinds its undertray on a speed bump, you will know there is something disappointingly half-arsed about it in that way only an Alfa can be.'

The Giulia will go on sale later this year under the slogan, Scusate, abbiamo pensato che questo sarebbe bene or 'Sorry, we really thought this one would be good'.

Haha geruchten. Giulia QV kost 76000 euro.
Ja en mijn Bugatti Veyron kostte maar 500k

 :D

Maar aan de andere kant, als het echt zo is.
Weet ik wel waarom ze Ferrari willen verkopen  :p :D

Citaat van: damitch300 op  7 juli 2015, 16:59:21
Haha geruchten. Giulia QV kost 76000 euro.
Ja en mijn Bugatti Veyron kostte maar 500k

Zeker ex Bpm en Btw. :035:

En inruil van een QV Giulietta :lol_hitting:

Er rijden nu blijkbaar weer gecamoufleerde exemplaren rond voor testwerk:

Citaat van: Jetronic op  3 juli 2015, 21:25:39'The Germans have design and efficiency,' said Alfa spokesman Alf Erspokesman. 'But only Alfa Romeo has that unique quality of making you really, really hope it's good and then finding out that somehow it's not. In Italian we call it, disappointamenteness.'

Sources say the company has worked tirelessly to make sure this vital new model is as disappointing as possible, with special attention paid to making sure the driving position isn't quite right, some of the minor controls feel a bit cheap, and the suspension appears to have been developed exclusively on roads without bumps on them. Or corners.

'We have one chance to get this right and we must win over new customers instantly,' Mr Erspokesman explained. 'That's why, from the very first time the Giulia grinds its undertray on a speed bump, you will know there is something disappointingly half-arsed about it in that way only an Alfa can be.'

:017: :017:

Nieuw filmpje!   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWrsSq7M1Uo

De niet-QV

Ook zonder die spoilers en lipjes een dikke bak om te zien!

Citaat van: damitch300 op  7 juli 2015, 16:59:21
Haha geruchten. Giulia QV kost 76000 euro.
Ja en mijn Bugatti Veyron kostte maar 500k

Volgens de laatste info op internet is dit inderdaad de juiste prijs...

Iedereen heeft het er inderdaad over.
Knap prijsje...

Voor Italië  dan.  Dat is daar iets onder de M4 en C63 AMG.